Marriage starts with love, hope, and confidence—until miscommunication turns small problems into big ones. After 12 years of marriage (and many awkward mistakes), I’ve learned good communication isn’t about perfection. It’s about avoiding those little fights that turn into World War III. Here are 5 communication mistakes newlyweds make and how to fix them.
1. Treating Conflict Like a Dragon to Avoid
Newlyweds often mistake “no fighting” for “healthy marriage.” Spoiler alert: Avoiding conflict is like refusing to clean your gutters because you’re scared of ladders. Sure, it’s peaceful until the rainy season hits, and your entire foundation is ruined.
Why It Backfires: Unspoken frustrations fester. The time they forgot to buy toothpaste becomes a metaphor for all their flaws. Suddenly, you’re sobbing over dental hygiene, and they’re baffled because “it’s just Crest!”
Fix It: Schedule a weekly “State of the Union” chat. Grab coffee (or wine), and take turns sharing:
- One thing that made you feel loved this week.
- One tiny gripe (phrase it kindly, e.g., “I’d love it if we could take turns picking the kids up from school”).
Pro tip: End the conversation with a silly ritual (e.g., a thumb war or reciting the Friends theme song). It’s hard to stay mad when you’re laughing.
2. Assuming Your Spouse is a Mind Reader
I’ve heard so many people say, “But they should just know!” No, they shouldn’t. Expecting your partner to read your mind is like handing them a map in another language—then getting mad when they get lost.
Why It Backfires:
You think they don’t care, but really, they’re just confused.
Fix It:
Say what you need—out loud. Instead of “You never help,” try “I feel overwhelmed doing all the dishes. Can we split them?”
Marriage isn’t magic—it’s teamwork.
3. Using “You” Like a Weapon
Nothing kills connection faster than “You always…” or “You never…” Those phrases are verbal grenades. They put your partner on defense, and suddenly you’re arguing about who said what, instead of solving the actual problem.
Why It Backfires: It’s accusatory, not collaborative. Now they’re compiling a mental list of your flaws instead of listening.
Fix It: Swap “You” with “We” Instead of “You’re always late!” Try “We seem to struggle with punctuality—how can we fix this?” Suddenly, you’re teammates, not adversaries.
4. Listening to Respond, Not to Understand
We’ve all done it: nodding while mentally rehearsing our comeback. But marriage isn’t a debate club. If you’re “listening” just to prove your point, you’re missing the heart of the issue.
Why It Backfires: Your partner feels unheard, and the real problem (e.g., insecurity, stress) stays buried.
Fix It: Repeat their point back before replying.“So you’re saying you felt left out when I joked about your cooking at dinner?” It forces you to slow down and shows you care.
5. Letting the Little Stuff Pile Up Like Laundry
Ignoring minor annoyances (chewing sounds, towel-hoarding) works… until you hit a breaking point and scream, “I HATE THE WAY YOU BREATHE!” Unresolved petty grievances are the glitter of marriage—they get everywhere.
Why It Backfires: Small irritations snowball into contempt, the #1 predictor of divorce.
Fix It: Create a “Code Word” for petty grievances. Ours is “pineapple.” When my husband slurps his coffee, I say “pineapple,” he smirks, and we move on. It’s a silly way to acknowledge the annoyance *without* starting WWIII.
The Bottom Line
Good communication isn’t about never messing up—it’s about repairing the messes faster than they pile up. Remember, marriage is like a clumsy dance—you’ll step on each other’s toes, but a good laugh keeps you moving forward
Now go forth, and may your arguments be short, your apologies sincere, and your inside jokes ridiculous.”
